David L. Herring

David has been playing keyboards for as long as he can remember, and he can remember as far back as 2013. His self-induced amnesia may have dulled his playing somewhat, but it has also helped him to overcome painful memories of growing up as genetically-modified super musician in a now-abandoned Eastern European laboratory.

Quick facts:

  • He is the only member of the band who exclusively uses fake IDs
  • His body chemistry is mutated in such a way that drinking any alcoholic beverage below 40% ABV actually lowers his blood alcohol concentration
  • Nearly 60% of the cables winding in and out of his keyboard rig are actually connected to his life support systems and do not transmit any audio signals whatsoever
  • He is unable to see the color #136B96, which makes it difficult for him to navigate parts of this website