TV’s David L. Herring
David has been playing keyboards for as long as he can remember, and he can remember as far back as 2013. His self-induced amnesia may have dulled his playing somewhat, but it has also helped him to overcome painful memories of growing up as genetically-modified super musician in a now-abandoned Eastern European laboratory.
- He is the only member of the band who exclusively uses fake IDs
- His body chemistry is mutated in such a way that drinking any alcoholic beverage below 40% ABV actually lowers his blood alcohol concentration
- Nearly 60% of the cables winding in and out of his keyboard rig are actually connected to his life support systems and do not transmit any audio signals whatsoever
- He is unable to see the color #136B96, which makes it difficult for him to navigate parts of this website